- I've never been in a relationship that was satisfying.
- I can't think of anything positive about any of them.
- I mostly never see anyone I'm attracted to, except sometimes in movies.
- I have terminal cancer.
For some reason, it isn't nearly as funny writing this as it was saying it. Maybe you could smoke a J and read it again?
|Cup thing not used|
during my massage
P.S. I still have a lump, a small cyst, on my wrist. It might have gotten smaller in the last week.
P.P.S. Got a massage yesterday up the street at Relax Feet. Getting a massage these days can be slightly stressful, my body being unpredictable, and I don't tell them about the cancer because then I get a shitty massage. Anyway the massage was great, except the part where the masseur rubbed off my eyebrows.